Mishka's Story: The Booger Man

This is short and sweet. It probably doesn't even count as a valid story, but at least it's good for a laugh.

I was out with this really cute guy who tried to kiss me at the end of the night, but he had a gigantic booger hanging out of his nose, so I turned my cheek and hugged him instead. When I got home, I found it in my hair!!!! Ewwww.